My favourite PowerMac is a Nintendo Wii

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193 points | by DHowett 5 hours ago

8 comments

  • unfocused 4 hours ago
    Interesting timing. Nintendo just shutdown Mariokart Tour on mobile. I went back to my Nintendo Wii which was already modded, and updated it to the latest modded hacks and I was amazed to see more software, stability, and even online gaming brought back!

    Hopefully their port of Mac OS gets put in the Open Shop Channel!

    Open Shop Channel: https://oscwii.org WiiLink for online gaming: https://wiilink.ca

    • jedbrooke 4 hours ago
      The Wii was truly the peak of gaming consoles.

      Games still came on disk so there wasn’t the madness of endless buggy updates (disks had one opportunity to be bug free so quality was at a higher standard) and internet connectivity was not guaranteed, so there was no way for micro transactions.

      However, internet connectivity was available, so things like optional online play were still possible, as well as some basic user generated content.

      • brunoluiz 2 hours ago
        Wouldn’t this criteria make PS2 and Xbox “peak gaming” also? I remember playing CoD online on PS2 and many praising Xbox for its online features.

        Once PS3 and Xbox 360 came in picture, things changed slightly since they relied more heavily on their network services… albeit, PSN back then was free for online gameplay. These were on the same generation as Wii, but Wii was a winner for casual playing.

        • unrented7977 1 hour ago
          A lot of aging millennials would agree with this statement. PS2 was peak Sony for sure and the original Xbox is one of the very few things Microsoft got right.
          • radicaldreamer 59 minutes ago
            2001 for the PS2 was one of the greatest years in gaming history.

            Final Fantasy X, Metal Gear Solid 2, Gran Turismo, and GTA.

        • RyuFromTheStree 1 hour ago
          Xbox360 might not be the most important console out of ALL consoles, but I think it's the most important _modern_ console. Online gaming, online store, an indie game channel with XNA (which itself was revolutionary, even though some of its importance might be forgotten today), HD support. A lot of things it got right back when these were all brand new on a console. Plus it had geometry wars.
          • monocasa 39 minutes ago
            It was the first system of a modern design in a lot of ways.

            Six hardware threads, so the thread per subsystem model didn't really work. Instead you got the best results from a DAG of tasks submitted to a job stealing scheduler running on most of the CPU resources. But beside that, no little DSPs that you had to separate work out onto other than the GPU.

            And it had the first consumer GPU to incorporate unified shaders (so vertex and pixel shaders ran on the same cores, dynamically scheduled to improve utilization).

        • eszed 2 hours ago
          I wouldn't disagree with that!

          Mind you, I broke my video game addiction shortly after that time-period - my last console was an Xbox 360 - and haven't got a firm grasp on what's come since.

      • flanz_10 4 hours ago
        > The Wii was truly the peak of gaming consoles.

        everyone says that about their childhood :)

        • FractalParadigm 3 hours ago
          There's an objective argument behind this statement that could be made though - everyone, and I mean _almost literally everyone_ tried a Wii at some point during its regular lifespan. Even if it was just Wii Sports, it brought millions of people into video games who only considered them another toy. Parents, grandparents, a lot of the people who chastised video games for years were suddenly enamoured with virtual bowling and sword fights, while the rest of us still got our fill of Mario et. al.
          • snowram 3 hours ago
            As much as it pains me to say that, the same could be said about mobile gaming. In fact, I am pretty sure a lot of countries did not have access to Nintendo hardware but they can now enjoy gaming thanks to their phone.
            • hn_acc1 2 hours ago
              I suppose. 95%+ of the games I've played on my phone are one euchre implementation. I tried a couple of early space-shooting games (Motorola Photon Q era and earlier) and basically gave up on the idea. No joystick, trying to hit the right spot on a phone to actually do anything is hard (I type with one finger on a phone vs. 140+ wpm on a keyboard), etc. Plus, I rarely have sound on, so that part is also missing.

              Games I currently play: SupermegaBaseball, Assetto Corsa (with wheel), Dirt series on gaming PC. Also various Mario etc games on Wii U.

            • doublepg23 3 hours ago
              I did grow up with a number of mobile games from my childhood, but it seems like the ones people earnestly enjoy are maybe Pokemon Go and then a number of centuries old card games.
            • cowlevel 2 hours ago
              Probably, but the Wii games are actually good, as well, not microtransaction slop factories.
          • classified 3 hours ago
            > _almost literally everyone_

            Sorry to disappoint, but I don't even know what a Wii looks like. I've always been using my computer to play games on.

        • hn_acc1 2 hours ago
          Wii U is even better since it can play all the Wii games. And that's NOT my childhood - my childhood was audio cassette drives for storage.
        • epcoa 1 hour ago
          In defense the Wii was popular with people that very likely died of natural causes years ago.
        • RajT88 3 hours ago
          I was 26 when I bought one, and agree. I long for a modern STB with the Wii interface and lots of OSS to tinker with. The sounds, the music, the tactile feel of using the WiiMode to navigate was sublime.

          The games were cool too.

          • jonhohle 2 hours ago
            The Wii had possibly the best big screen UI I’ve ever used. I always thought having the live icon tiles on a regular TV with station previews would be incredible. The WiiMotes worked so much better than the Samsung and LG remote pointers do now.
            • RajT88 1 hour ago
              There's been HTPC frontends that emulated that UI. I think no longer maintained.

              These days, probably you could feed a video into Claude Code and have it spit out one which is pretty decent.

          • hn_acc1 2 hours ago
            We bought the first Wii at 35. We still have a Wii U for the family and still play 4-player games, and have 8 WiiMotes for Smash Brothers.
        • jedbrooke 4 hours ago
          guilty as charged here. I will say my parents are quite fond of the Wii too though. (they’re not really gamers though)
          • thefunnyman 3 hours ago
            Yeah part of the magic of the Wii was that everyone seemed to have one. Even grandparents and other folks that wouldn't usually have a game console seemed to have them and be able to figure it out.
      • Ohentis 51 minutes ago
        The motion controls make it age really poorly imo (motion controls aren't bad, but forced motion controls to do anything is)
      • epcoa 1 hour ago
        Dreamcast came with a modem and an optional Ethernet adapter 8 years earlier. The GD-ROM was too clever by half. But perhaps it was the prototype of peak game consoles. I have a soft spot because the home brew scene on that started a full quarter century ago.
      • throwaway219450 4 hours ago
        For me it's the (New) 3DS. It's about the peak for handheld gaming. It can run GB, GBC, NES, SNES very well, GBA can run natively and obviously DS/3DS. You can run pretty much any Zelda game up to the GameCube on it with the official ports of Ocarina/Majora. The emulation community also has some promising demos of Wind Waker and Twilight Princess, but who knows about that. I have a Switch and it's frustrating seeing games that Nintendo haven't released for it (like WW and Pokopia), but maybe after a decade I'll get a Switch 2 OLED whenever that comes out.
        • alliao 2 hours ago
          rare as an unicorn though, especially the smaller version
      • alliao 2 hours ago
        not every console stays connected to my tv... and wii stayed. wii sports is still fun and get everyone moving during a rainy day which is quite an achievement all by itself
      • direwolf20 3 hours ago
        The Wii was the first era where game discs came with console firmware updates that were silently installed and could lock you out owning your device.
      • crooked-v 1 hour ago
        > so quality was at a higher standard

        sonic_boom.jpeg.gif

      • throwaway27448 3 hours ago
        I don't disagree, but the wii remote market was/is the absolute worst console device market.
  • stasomatic 9 minutes ago
    If I can play Specter or Shuffle board air hokey, the BW boulder dash clone, Marathon, I'm game. Can I? You just cost me some, now a search for a Mac classic. The emulators don't do it for me.
  • VladVladikoff 4 hours ago
    Is it possible to go the other way? Make a PowerMac into a Nintendo Wii?
    • RandallBrown 3 hours ago
      Not exactly what you're asking about, but related and from the same time period. The original Xbox 360 dev kit was a PowerMac G5.

      https://apple.fandom.com/wiki/Alpha_Xenon_Development_Kit

    • odo1242 4 hours ago
      The Nintendo Wii notably has two processors that run different operating systems, so you might need some emulation or hardware modifications to do so
      • spijdar 4 hours ago
        The GPU would also be a problem. I don't think the Wii/Gamecube's GPU block really corresponds to any ATI/AMD card.

        What you could probably do is take a Wii emulator like Dolphin and virtualize the CPU. Basically combine Dolphin and KVM_PR, getting ~native CPU performance while still needing to do 3D translation and simulate the IOS side of the Wii.

        (Wii games run with the CPU in the supervisor state IIRC, so you can't just run them as processes under an OS, you'd either need a proper hypervisor or to catch traps caused by running supervisor instructions in "problem state", a la KVM_PR.)

    • hollowonepl 2 hours ago
      but why? :)
    • VCFundedGenYer 1 hour ago
      There's no point.
  • deadnomore 3 hours ago
    > This got me acquainted with the classic Mac OS,

    > and I fell in love with the jank as it were (hacks

    > upon hacks upon hacks going back to the 1980s is

    > something I’d definitely describe as “jank”).

    Modern macOS still has classic Mac OS code in it dating as far back, and has added Objective C and Swift abstractions on top.

    • yjftsjthsd-h 3 hours ago
      That surprises me; I assumed they dropped the last pre-Darwin code when they discontinued the classic environment. What remains that's that old?
      • fredoralive 3 hours ago
        I seem to recall years ago reading that the Cocoa (the NeXTstep derived API) menu code called into the Carbon (the classic Mac OS derived API) code to run stuff. But that was around Snow Leopard IIRC. That sort of stuff might still be around?

        The Carbon API itself lasted until 10.15 (Catalina / 2019) for 32 bit apps, so there's presumably at least some classic Mac OS derived code in there until then.

      • pcwalton 1 hour ago
        Pretty sure the menu bar was Carbon in Snow Leopard, which was the same release that discontinued Classic. Lots of Cocoa widgets called into HIToolbox under the hood. QuickTime wasn't fundamentally changed. And iTunes of course was Carbon code for a very, very long time.
      • jshier 2 hours ago
        Most of the Security framework still dates from OS 9.
        • breznev 1 hour ago
          Is that so? Say more? Such fond memories of reading about Copland in MacAddict…. Then OS9…
    • StilesCrisis 3 hours ago
      Does it? I am pretty sure the entire Carbon stack is retired now.
    • hassaanr 3 hours ago
      Yes but mostly not. Modern MacOS is based off of NeXTSTEP OS from the NeXT acquisition, not classic.
  • mmackh 1 hour ago
    this reminds me of how the original xbox 360 dev kits were actually just powermac G5s. the mid-2000s were a wild time for cross-platform hardware.
  • hollowonepl 2 hours ago
    oh geez.. I was not thinking about it, but if this piece of hardware runs PowerPC Mac.. then Amiga OS 4.x or MorphOS and Amiga baby... PowerMac is for sissies when you compare this opportunity!
  • jon128 1 hour ago
    Nintendo Wii have made for neat zero knowledge Nostr relays, mesh-net (CJDNS) routers, and other makeshift "underground" infrastructure.

    USB hubs, USB SATA adapters and USB Ethernet interfaces for the win.

  • thepieuvre 28 minutes ago
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