Salesforce Global Outage

(status.salesforce.com)

43 points | by mabil 1 hour ago

20 comments

  • chasd00 4 minutes ago
    You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.
  • ssk42 6 minutes ago
    My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that
    • BoorishBears 4 minutes ago
      My gut instinct is that this is about Dreamforce with the rickshaws and whatnot
  • cyberpunk 40 minutes ago
    That status page is the most salesforce thing ever.

    Scroll down. >_<

    • dgellow 25 minutes ago
      I see tabs with a spinner loading infinitely, which is indeed very salesforce like
    • santoshalper 39 minutes ago
      At least they're consistent about UX. My only complaint is that it needs more tabs.
  • AmazingTurtle 14 minutes ago
    You better bet someone started their agents with a prompt "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
    • Bluestein 5 minutes ago
      "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"

        ⎿  You've hit your session limit · resets 2:53am (123°24′W Etc/GMT+8)
        /upgrade to increase your usage limit.
  • arionmiles 36 minutes ago
    This is certainly a unique status page.
  • danjc 12 minutes ago
    It's dns isn't it
  • jackdecker 5 minutes ago
    Ah yes. Exactly what a status page should look like: an endless list of random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever

    At least salesforce is consistent with their design language

    • chasd00 3 minutes ago
      > random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever

      If you use salesforce you know what all of that stuff means. Just click on one, it’s not rocket surgery.

    • BoorishBears 1 minute ago
      Looks like a region list to me, maybe just with a lot of regions
  • voidUpdate 10 minutes ago
    Wow, the intern must have tripped over a very big power cable this time
  • adamw2k 29 minutes ago
    Perfect timing with Dreamforce this week.
  • monkeydust 9 minutes ago
    Sam speaks at Salesforce.

    Salesforce goes down.

    No causation here...move on.

  • Havoc 12 minutes ago
    So I guess today everyone gets actual work done
  • mariopt 19 minutes ago
    Could it be people doing Claude/GPT automations and they just can't handle it?
  • jtrn 15 minutes ago
    And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.
  • theshrike79 19 minutes ago
    Was it DNS? Any guesses? :)
  • danvesma 7 minutes ago
    "Trust just got personal!"
  • sparkling 21 minutes ago
    Remind me please, what are folks currently paying per seat for this glorified CRUD app?
    • warmedcookie 7 minutes ago
      It's this thing called golf course driven development
  • themgt 12 minutes ago
    Never before in the history of global compute outages was so little lost by so many down servers, whose purpose was known to so few.
  • dboreham 33 minutes ago
    At least now we can figure out what Salesforce does.
    • sunrunner 0 minutes ago
      "And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."
  • gjvc 37 minutes ago
    fucked
  • fr2029 19 minutes ago
    [dead]